usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
ok but it’s canada
lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
who the fuck keeps spreading this rumor that tampons are sex toys???
cis men who don’t fuckin know anything
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
why do dads sneeze so loud
My dad sneezed so violently once that he hit his head on his desk and almost knocked himself out.